Sardar was drying sum fruits in d sunlight
& den eating them
Sum 1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I m weak d doc has advised me 2 eat dry fruits
Operation ke baad Patient Mazak m bola:
"Doctor sahab, Kya ab main aap logo s mukt hu?"
"Beta Doctor to neche reh gave, m to Chitrgupt hu"
Y VAhida Rehman never Change her SAARI in Film Guide
Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi meri baah thame chalna,
badle duniya SAARI Tum na badlna
Dil k Operation ko BYEPASS kyu kehte he?
Kyoki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna
hamesha k liye BYE
Sharmaji ki nayi indica ke piche likha tha:
SAAWAN KO AANE DO. Ek Jatt ne piche se truck laakar thok diya
Truck ke aage likha tha:
AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE.
Aaj mene ek jaan bachai
vo aisemein
ek pakir ko pucha," 1000 ka note du to kya karega?
Wo bola, ''kushi se mar jauga.
Mene kaha,"ja nahi dena..........
Papa: Beta Khoob Padai Karo aur Is baar Exam maine 90% marks lana
Beta: Nahi Papa maine to 100% launga
Papa: Beta majak nahi Karte
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha
Hum aapke liye Tajmahal banayenge.....
Gaur kijiyega hum bhi aap ke liye Tajmahal banagyenge .
1 cup khud piyenge aur 1 cup aap ko pilayenge
wah Taj.............
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