SANTA BANTA

Santa-yaar bantatu bahar to sher ban ke rehnad fer ghar vich ki honda hai
Banta- rehnda to mein ghar vich bhi sher banke par upar Durga ma savar ho jaandi hai

Smart Questions

1. Ek ship maine 3oo Sardar Yatra kar rahe the
Bina ship dube sabhi ke sabhi dub gaye kaise?
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Ship band ho gaya tha aur sare Sardar Dhaka dene ke liye niche uttar gaye


2. Kise ladke ke naam mein 3 ni aate hai?
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Nitin
3. if 1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,
5=??
before scrolling think.
Answer is 1. Remember the first LIne.

ek spana !!!!

jab hamne apne dil se pucha,''spna kya hota hai ?
To dil ne kha,"bandankho m jo apna hota hai,
khuli ankho m wahi spna hota hai.

Takdir imtihan le rahi hai,

Tum zara intzar karna,

kuch hum pe kuch khud pe aitbar karna,

aapk zarur milegi manjil, Bus apni Muskurahat barqarar rakhna

WELL WISHES......

Smile is d electricity & life is a battery
Whenever u smile d battery gets charged
& d beautiful face is activated. So
Keep Smiling

Tamana kare aap jin baharo ki vobahar apke daaman mein ho,
Khuda apko woh haqeeqat mein nawaze jo tasavur aapke khwabome ho

Aap ki har subah muskurati rahe .

Aap ki har shamm gungunati rahe.

Aap jise bhi mile is tarah se miley ki ,

har milne wale ko aap ki yaad aati rahe.

SIDE EFFECTS OF LOVE

Ruth gye hamare sb chahne wale,
ruth gye hume the jo mnane wale.
Ab to raat b humse puchti he,
ki kaha chup gye tujko roz yad krne wale.

Juda rahkar bhiwoh satane se baaz nahi aate,

dur rahkar bhi wo dil jalane se baaz nahi aate,

hum to bhulna chate he unko,

magar wo khwabo me ane se baaz nahi aate.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,

kuch nasha to dheeme barsaat ka hai,

humein aap yun

HUSBAND-WIFE

Gam ke bina zindgi adhuri hai,

phir b e humsafar tera jina zaruri hai,

mat hona apni zindagi se khafa,

kyonki teri zindgi k bina ek aur zindagi adhuri h.

Do u know Why in a couple’sphoto husband is on right side and wife on left side?

Because

as per balance sheet liabilities r on left side and assets on right.

FRIENDSHIP

Yeh hamari kismat aap hame apna dost kehte hai'
door ho kar bhi yaad kiya karte hai
waqt aane par hum bhi dikha denge,
doste ka farz kaise ada karte hai.

Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge ?

sote huye ko khawab me kya doge ??

hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dost i,,,

kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge !!!!

Kuch rishte jo anjane me ban jate hai,

phle dil se fir zindgi se jud jate hai,

kehte hain us dor ko dosti,

jis me dil se dil jane kab mil jate hai..

TUMHARI IS DOSTI KA KYA JAWAB DOON,

TUM JAISE DOST KO KYA TOHFA DOON,

KOI ACHCHA SA PHHOL HOTA TOH LA DETA,

PAR JO KHUD GULISTAAN HAI, USSE KYA GULAB DOO

Dosti me kabhi dhokha mat dena,

is ost ko kabhi aansu ka tohfa mat dena,

dil se roye koi tumhe yad karke'

aisa kabhi mauka mat dena.

LOVE

Aashik aankho ki bat samaj lete hai,
jo khawabo me aye wo mulakat samajh lete hai
Rota hai aasma apni jami ke leye, log pagal hai jo use barsat samajh lete hai

Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke baad.
kis ka karu intjar tere aane k bad.
kyun dosti me jaan luta dete hai insan,
ye mujhe malum hua tumhe dost banane ke bad.

Jab koi paigam diye nahi jate,

jab koi nagma padhe nahi jate,

u mat samajhna hum bhul gaye aapko,

khayal to aate hai,

bus lafz jud nahi pate.

Dil ki awaj ko ikarar kahate hai,

zhuki nighaho ko izhar kahate hai,

kuch pane ka naam hi pyar nahi hota,

kuch khone ko bhi pyar kahate hai!

Respect those persons who

find Time for you in their busy schedule BUT

really love those persons who never see their schedule when u need them….

F L I R T

Kehte hain ki jab koi kisiko bahut yaad karta hai to ek tara toot ke girta hai.
Ek din aapki wajah se sara asman khali ho jayegar aur
ilzam hamare sar aayega.

Boy: Aisa greeting card hai kya Jis mein likha ho
"Tum hi mera pehla pyaar ho"
Shopkeeper: Hai
Boy: Theek hai 10 de do