hi

when god solves your problems you have
faith in his abilities but when he dose not
solve your problems remember he has faith in your
ability

MOBILE TO MOBILE

Veh jo hath me 4 inch ka dabba pakda hai na
Yeh sirf msg receive karne ke liye nahi hai
Is se msg send bhi hote hai
Try karke dekho……

Happy holi
Kyu kya soch rhe ho ki wish kyu kiya?
Ye msg kisne bheja? Maine na.
Paise kis k lage? Mere na
to main jo chahu wo likh k bheju meri marji
Happy diwali.

SMART SARDAR

1 ship me 300 sardar yatra kar rahe the bina ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
Kaise?
Ship band ho gaya the or sare sardar dhakka den eke liye utar gaye

FATHER-SON

Papa : beta khob padai karo aur is bar exams me 90%marks lana.
Beta: nahi papa main 100% launga.
Papa: beta majak nahi karte.
Beta : shuru kisne ki the?

GOOD MORNING

Na mandir na bhagwan ,
na pooja na snan,
din hote hi sabse pahla kam,
1 sms pyare se dost ke naam. Good morning.

THOUGHTS

Thought of the day always have a UNIQUE:
character like ‘SALT’………bcoz
Its presence is not felt but it is absence makes things TASTELESS .

Delay is the enemy of efficiency and waiting is the enemy utilization. So do not delay anything and do not wait for anything

Rainingggggggg

hum bhi smart hai, aap bhi smart ho
hum bhi good looking hai, aap bhi good looking ho
Bus 1 chota sa fark hain
hum dil se saaf aap Dimag se

Its Raining its raining these days,
m sure u must b vry happy, U must b feelin like go out, enjoy, splash water & hav fun
Right?
Evry Frog feels d same in rains

Aashik aankho ki bat samajh lete hai,
Wo khawabo me aye wo mulakat samajh lete hai,
Rota hai aasma apni jami ke leye,
log pagal hai jo use barasat samajh lete hai

Challenge(just Think)

Life is collection of changes so dont avoid changes.
Take every changes as challenge.
Some give success n some act as the stepping stone to success.

Kadam badao to manzil tumhari hai verna zamana kab kisi ka intzar krta hai.
Jise yakeen hai apni udan par falak ko aisa parinda hi paarr karta hai

Waqt badalta hai zindgi k saath
Zindgi badlti hai Mohabbat k saath
Mohabbat nahi badalti apno k saath
Bus apne badal jate hai waqt k saath

SANTA BANTA

Santa-yaar bantatu bahar to sher ban ke rehnad fer ghar vich ki honda hai
Banta- rehnda to mein ghar vich bhi sher banke par upar Durga ma savar ho jaandi hai

Smart Questions

1. Ek ship maine 3oo Sardar Yatra kar rahe the
Bina ship dube sabhi ke sabhi dub gaye kaise?
?
?
Ship band ho gaya tha aur sare Sardar Dhaka dene ke liye niche uttar gaye


2. Kise ladke ke naam mein 3 ni aate hai?
?
?

Nitin
3. if 1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,
5=??
before scrolling think.
Answer is 1. Remember the first LIne.

ek spana !!!!

jab hamne apne dil se pucha,''spna kya hota hai ?
To dil ne kha,"bandankho m jo apna hota hai,
khuli ankho m wahi spna hota hai.

Takdir imtihan le rahi hai,

Tum zara intzar karna,

kuch hum pe kuch khud pe aitbar karna,

aapk zarur milegi manjil, Bus apni Muskurahat barqarar rakhna

WELL WISHES......

Smile is d electricity & life is a battery
Whenever u smile d battery gets charged
& d beautiful face is activated. So
Keep Smiling

Tamana kare aap jin baharo ki vobahar apke daaman mein ho,
Khuda apko woh haqeeqat mein nawaze jo tasavur aapke khwabome ho

Aap ki har subah muskurati rahe .

Aap ki har shamm gungunati rahe.

Aap jise bhi mile is tarah se miley ki ,

har milne wale ko aap ki yaad aati rahe.

SIDE EFFECTS OF LOVE

Ruth gye hamare sb chahne wale,
ruth gye hume the jo mnane wale.
Ab to raat b humse puchti he,
ki kaha chup gye tujko roz yad krne wale.

Juda rahkar bhiwoh satane se baaz nahi aate,

dur rahkar bhi wo dil jalane se baaz nahi aate,

hum to bhulna chate he unko,

magar wo khwabo me ane se baaz nahi aate.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,

kuch nasha to dheeme barsaat ka hai,

humein aap yun

HUSBAND-WIFE

Gam ke bina zindgi adhuri hai,

phir b e humsafar tera jina zaruri hai,

mat hona apni zindagi se khafa,

kyonki teri zindgi k bina ek aur zindagi adhuri h.

Do u know Why in a couple’sphoto husband is on right side and wife on left side?

Because

as per balance sheet liabilities r on left side and assets on right.

FRIENDSHIP

Yeh hamari kismat aap hame apna dost kehte hai'
door ho kar bhi yaad kiya karte hai
waqt aane par hum bhi dikha denge,
doste ka farz kaise ada karte hai.

Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge ?

sote huye ko khawab me kya doge ??

hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dost i,,,

kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge !!!!

Kuch rishte jo anjane me ban jate hai,

phle dil se fir zindgi se jud jate hai,

kehte hain us dor ko dosti,

jis me dil se dil jane kab mil jate hai..

TUMHARI IS DOSTI KA KYA JAWAB DOON,

TUM JAISE DOST KO KYA TOHFA DOON,

KOI ACHCHA SA PHHOL HOTA TOH LA DETA,

PAR JO KHUD GULISTAAN HAI, USSE KYA GULAB DOO

Dosti me kabhi dhokha mat dena,

is ost ko kabhi aansu ka tohfa mat dena,

dil se roye koi tumhe yad karke'

aisa kabhi mauka mat dena.

LOVE

Aashik aankho ki bat samaj lete hai,
jo khawabo me aye wo mulakat samajh lete hai
Rota hai aasma apni jami ke leye, log pagal hai jo use barsat samajh lete hai

Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke baad.
kis ka karu intjar tere aane k bad.
kyun dosti me jaan luta dete hai insan,
ye mujhe malum hua tumhe dost banane ke bad.

Jab koi paigam diye nahi jate,

jab koi nagma padhe nahi jate,

u mat samajhna hum bhul gaye aapko,

khayal to aate hai,

bus lafz jud nahi pate.

Dil ki awaj ko ikarar kahate hai,

zhuki nighaho ko izhar kahate hai,

kuch pane ka naam hi pyar nahi hota,

kuch khone ko bhi pyar kahate hai!

Respect those persons who

find Time for you in their busy schedule BUT

really love those persons who never see their schedule when u need them….

F L I R T

Kehte hain ki jab koi kisiko bahut yaad karta hai to ek tara toot ke girta hai.
Ek din aapki wajah se sara asman khali ho jayegar aur
ilzam hamare sar aayega.

Boy: Aisa greeting card hai kya Jis mein likha ho
"Tum hi mera pehla pyaar ho"
Shopkeeper: Hai
Boy: Theek hai 10 de do

FIND F U N

Sardar was drying sum fruits in d sunlight
& den eating them
Sum 1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I m weak d doc has advised me 2 eat dry fruits

1. Operation ke baad Patient Mazak m bola:
"Doctor sahab, Kya ab main aap logo s mukt hu?"
"Beta Doctor to neche reh gave, m to Chitrgupt hu"

2. Y VAhida Rehman never Change her SAARI in Film Guide
Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi meri baah thame chalna,
badle duniya SAARI Tum na badlna

3. Dil k Operation ko BYEPASS kyu kehte he?
Kyoki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna
hamesha k liye BYE

4. Sharmaji ki nayi indica ke piche likha tha:
SAAWAN KO AANE DO. Ek Jatt ne piche se truck laakar thok diya
Truck ke aage likha tha:
AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE.

Aaj mene ek jaan bachai

vo aisemein

ek pakir ko pucha," 1000 ka note du to kya karega?

Wo bola, ''kushi se mar jauga.

Mene kaha,"ja nahi dena..........

Papa: Beta Khoob Padai Karo aur Is baar Exam maine 90% marks lana

Beta: Nahi Papa maine to 100% launga

Papa: Beta majak nahi Karte

Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha

Hum aapke liye Tajmahal banayenge.....

Gaur kijiyega hum bhi aap ke liye Tajmahal banagyenge .

1 cup khud piyenge aur 1 cup aap ko pilayenge

wah Taj.............