JOKE

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall me Coldrink ki Bottle leke Bathi Thi.
Kabhi 15 min mein botel mooh mein leti to kabhi 20 min mein
pass betha pandit ji tang aa gaya
Usne Botal uthai aur puri Ek Ghuut me pee gaya
aur Bola : Aise pi jati hai drink......
Budiya Boli: Beta me to pan kha kar thuk rahi thi

Why exchange varmala during marriage

In India Why do bride n groom exchange varmala during  marriage?
               Its n affectionate way of telling each other
                               "Sweetheart u r dead"

Expire

When someone is so sweet to u,
don't expect that they will be like
that all the time  because \
even sweetest chocolate expires............

Dil to bachcha hai ji...............

Har mausam suhana hota tha
Har khel me sathi hote the
Har rishta nibhana hota tha
Papa ki wo daate galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha
Gum ki juban na hoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi
Na hasne ka bahana hota tha
Ab nahi rhi wo Zindgi .......
jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA hota tha.

SMS

Every tear is a sign of commitment
Every silence is a sign of compromise
Every smile is a sign of attachment
Every sms is a sign of rememberance

I Love you ka Birth Place

Teacher:- I Love You ka Janam Kaha Hua?


Student:- Chinnnnnna maine


Teacher:- Why?


Student:- Kyunki Iski na koi Warranty na koi Guranty


Chale to chand tak na chale to Shamm tak.....

Mithe Fruit

Agar Koi Aap Ka Dil Dukhaye to Bura Mat Manna
Beocz,
Kudrat ka Niyam hai Jis Ped (tree) per sabse Jyada Mithe ful (Fruit)
use sabse jyada pathar lagte hai

Winner

WINNING HORSE DOSE NOT KNOW why he runs in a race?
He runs becoz of whips and pain.
Life is a RACE God the Rider
If you are in pain then think Gods want You to Win

Lamhe..........

Zindagi main kuch lamhe khaas ban gaye,
mile to mulakat, bichde to fariyaad ban gaye,
Aur jo lamhe dil me bas gaye wo pyari si
yaad ban gaye.

Dont b happy 4 a specific reason.
bcz that happy wil be end
when reason ends.
Try 2 b happy without
any tension u will be happy 4 ever