Control

U can control ur breath bt not death
u can control ur Life bt not your wife
U can Control ur emotion bt not

Your


"Loose Motion"

KYA DOSTI HAI..............

kar sake jis rishte par naaz vo dosti hai
chupale har raaz vo dosti hai
jeevan ka har saaz dosti hai
jo h har dard ka ilaaj vo alfaaz dosti hai

Moh Maya

Ye Zindagi ek moh maya hai,
Jeeven me sukh kisne paya hai,
Ek hum hai jo bhulte nahi hai aapko,
Aur ek aap hai jo kehte hai phir nalayak ka msg aaya hai...

Education

What is Education?

According to sec 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,

"It is d process of wasting 1/4 th time of ur life in

learng how 2 waste d remaining 3/4th "

love and live

With every act of luv & care u do today, u weave one more golden thread in the blanket dat will warm u tomrow.
Live to luv and luv to live..

LOVERS

Two lovers go to commit suicide.
Boy jumps.Girl closing her eyes, returns &
says,"Love's blind!"
Boy open the parachute & says,
"Love never dies!"

hi

when god solves your problems you have
faith in his abilities but when he dose not
solve your problems remember he has faith in your
ability

MOBILE TO MOBILE

Veh jo hath me 4 inch ka dabba pakda hai na
Yeh sirf msg receive karne ke liye nahi hai
Is se msg send bhi hote hai
Try karke dekho……

Happy holi
Kyu kya soch rhe ho ki wish kyu kiya?
Ye msg kisne bheja? Maine na.
Paise kis k lage? Mere na
to main jo chahu wo likh k bheju meri marji
Happy diwali.

SMART SARDAR

1 ship me 300 sardar yatra kar rahe the bina ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
Kaise?
Ship band ho gaya the or sare sardar dhakka den eke liye utar gaye

FATHER-SON

Papa : beta khob padai karo aur is bar exams me 90%marks lana.
Beta: nahi papa main 100% launga.
Papa: beta majak nahi karte.
Beta : shuru kisne ki the?